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Really Amusing Jokes

A fighter pilot and his co-pilot were shot down in the Philippines during the Second World War. But they were rescued by a lost cannibal tribe.


Cannibal Chief : '' If you do not want to be eaten alive, you must do 2 things. The first thing to do now is to go into the jungle and look for me 10 fruits of the same kind.''

Both the pilot and the co-pilot immediately went out to the jungle to look for fruits. after 20 minutes, the pilot came back with 10 longans and gave them to the chief.

Cannibal Chief : '' very good, you're satisfied the first condition. Now, the second condition is very simple. I'm going to insert these fruits into your anus and you must not laugh.''

Fearing for his life, the pilot complied to this unusual request. He endured the pain and controlled his laughter. But when the cannibal chief inserted the ninth longan, he couldn't control anymore. He laughed. The cannibal chief asked why.

'' Look at my co-pilot......
he's back with ten big durians.''

Q: A teacher in China, has a brother in England as a businessman. However, the businessman in England says that he does not have a brother in China. Why is that so????

Q: A man's wife's brother's sister's mother's son-in-law's brother's wife's son's mother's mother is ...........?


Q: A man has 3 children, 2 boys and 1girl. He wants 12 boys and he wants each son to have a sister. How many girls would there be?


Q: What relationship is your mother's brother's brother-in-law to you?

John applied for a day off and indicated in his leave from that his grandmother is giving birth in the hospital.

His boss called him immediately and asked, '' Are you sure?''

John replied, '' My actual grandma of 65 has died two years ago. My grandpa went to China anf got married again to a 30 year old woman............''

'' Okay, okay.....I understand now.''

Really Amusing Jokes

Condom : An unblown balloon with a specific purpose.

Honestly : A pregnant lady paying 1 1/2 fares whenever she boards the bus.

Mistress : Is a miss between your husband and the mattress.

Prostitue : A woman who dares, cares and shares your husband's attention, time and money.

A Gay : Is not a She, He, or IT. It's a SHIT.



One day, a flat-chested woman went to take a shower. After her shower, she stood in front of the mirror and said : '' Mirror, mirror on the wall, how I wish my breasts are 44.''

TWINK! Miracle happened, her breasts became 44! She ran out of the room to tell her husband the good news.

Her husband on hearing the news went straight to take a shower. After his shower, he stood in front of the mirror and said, '' Mirror, mirror on the wall, how I wish my P*N*S can touch the floor.

TWINK! Miracle happened, his wish was granted but....


HIS LEGS GOT SHORTENED!!!!!