Really Amusing Jokes

A fighter pilot and his co-pilot were shot down in the Philippines during the Second World War. But they were rescued by a lost cannibal tribe.


Cannibal Chief : '' If you do not want to be eaten alive, you must do 2 things. The first thing to do now is to go into the jungle and look for me 10 fruits of the same kind.''

Both the pilot and the co-pilot immediately went out to the jungle to look for fruits. after 20 minutes, the pilot came back with 10 longans and gave them to the chief.

Cannibal Chief : '' very good, you're satisfied the first condition. Now, the second condition is very simple. I'm going to insert these fruits into your anus and you must not laugh.''

Fearing for his life, the pilot complied to this unusual request. He endured the pain and controlled his laughter. But when the cannibal chief inserted the ninth longan, he couldn't control anymore. He laughed. The cannibal chief asked why.

'' Look at my co-pilot......
he's back with ten big durians.''