Really Amusing Jokes

Condom : An unblown balloon with a specific purpose.

Honestly : A pregnant lady paying 1 1/2 fares whenever she boards the bus.

Mistress : Is a miss between your husband and the mattress.

Prostitue : A woman who dares, cares and shares your husband's attention, time and money.

A Gay : Is not a She, He, or IT. It's a SHIT.



One day, a flat-chested woman went to take a shower. After her shower, she stood in front of the mirror and said : '' Mirror, mirror on the wall, how I wish my breasts are 44.''

TWINK! Miracle happened, her breasts became 44! She ran out of the room to tell her husband the good news.

Her husband on hearing the news went straight to take a shower. After his shower, he stood in front of the mirror and said, '' Mirror, mirror on the wall, how I wish my P*N*S can touch the floor.

TWINK! Miracle happened, his wish was granted but....


HIS LEGS GOT SHORTENED!!!!!